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Airline and Aviation Humor

August 20, 2006 1:53 pm

Some humor making the rounds on the e-mail circuit :)

In Flight Humor

Pilot: “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants …”

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Pilot: “The weather at our destination is a cool 50 degrees with some broken clouds. We are hopeful that they’ll have them fixed before we arrive.”

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Pilot’s welcome (after learning of his airline’s award, on another route): “… We are pleased to have some of the very best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight.”

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